DarthClem's blog

In my dream, Unwashedmass presented me with a form I had to fill out.  The top half was that word game where they give you a paragraph with a bunch of blanks in it and you're told to insert a verb, noun, adjective, etc.  When you get done, it's supposed to be funny.  I can't remember the name of that game.

3 degrees F this morning on the way to work.  That will get your nips hard.

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3 degrees F this morning on the way to work.  That will get your nips hard.

This blog has been brought to you by Nips hard candy.

I'm trying to wrap my head around this whole blogging thing.  I guess I was under the impression that it was kinda like your public journal -- sharing with others a little piece of your life.  I've certainly come to feel like I know some of the members of this board on a more personal level as a result of their blogs.  It's a brave thing to put your life out there in the public domain, and I applaud my fellow 2o2p'ers who have taken time to share with us their successes, their failures, their challenges, their anecdotes, and their editorials on subjects they care about.

I'm trying to wrap my head around this whole blogging thing.  I guess I was under the impression that it was kinda like your public journal -- sharing with others a little piece of your life.  I've certainly come to feel like I know some of the members of this board on a more personal level as a result of their blogs.  It's a brave thing to put your life out there in the public domain, and I applaud my fellow 2o2p'ers who have taken time to share with us their successes, their failures, their challenges, their anecdotes, and their editorials on subjects they care about.

If you're the type that's inclined to say "Whoa! That's too much information!", turn back now.

A couple of months ago, I had a vasectomy.  This Saturday, I woke up in some serious discomfort in my coin purse.  After a manual self examination that would otherwise be classified as "fondling", I found some significant swelling behind my right testicle (or nut, as I prefer to call it).  This was no minor swelling.  It was like I had grown a third nut.

If you're the type that's inclined to say "Whoa! That's too much information!", turn back now.

A couple of months ago, I had a vasectomy.  This Saturday, I woke up in some serious discomfort in my coin purse.  After a manual self examination that would otherwise be classified as "fondling", I found some significant swelling behind my right testicle (or nut, as I prefer to call it).  This was no minor swelling.  It was like I had grown a third nut.

It kinda depresses me that whenever I blog, I'm knocked out of the top 4 within minutes. Often times, it's by pictures of hot chicks, so it's kinda hard for me to complain about that. Still, I put a little bit of thought into the things I write, and it disappoints me to see my (fairly infrequent) blogs displaced so rapidly by YouTube videos.

So, in the spirit of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em", I will -- whenever possible -- include some kind of hot chick picture with my blogs. Starting now.

It kinda depresses me that whenever I blog, I'm knocked out of the top 4 within minutes. Often times, it's by pictures of hot chicks, so it's kinda hard for me to complain about that. Still, I put a little bit of thought into the things I write, and it disappoints me to see my (fairly infrequent) blogs displaced so rapidly by YouTube videos.

So, in the spirit of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em", I will -- whenever possible -- include some kind of hot chick picture with my blogs. Starting now.

Some guys in the gym locker room are just WAAAAY to comfortable with their bodies I guess.  Seriously, how much naked walking around do you need to do?   Do you really need to stand naked and shave at the sinks in the gym locker room?  Hell, even at home, I wear a towel when I'm shaving.  And WTF is this guy doing sitting naked and reading the newspaper?  This is a locker room, not a nudist colony.