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Shared on Mon, 02/25/2008 - 17:10

Chips ahoy!

I was driving back home yesterday, as I'm often prone to do after being out and about, when I bore witness to the sight below. It was in the median of US31, the major north/south road which bisects Indianapolis. I'm pretty sure of two things:

#1 This is probably the best picture my piece of shit cell phone has ever captured

and

#2 What the cell phone seems to have captured is approximately 2.5 cubic feet of restaurant-grade taco chips.

No further attempt at explanation will be made.

Kwazy

Shared on Thu, 02/21/2008 - 18:13

A sentiment which I eco...

Stuck in a room today for several hours with rather dumb people who thought the veracity of their arguments could be increased merely by expressing them in increasingly loud voices.  Eventually, I acquiesced.  When there is a thousand cow herd galloping madly towards the edge of an extremely tall cliff, there's only one real option for the cow in the center...

Kwazy

Shared on Thu, 02/21/2008 - 18:13

A sentiment which I eco...

Stuck in a room today for several hours with rather dumb people who thought the veracity of their arguments could be increased merely by expressing them in increasingly loud voices.  Eventually, I acquiesced.  When there is a thousand cow herd galloping madly towards the edge of an extremely tall cliff, there's only one real option for the cow in the center...

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 02/18/2008 - 19:14

Oh, Dana!

Not sure how I overlooked  this one, but here's another position in the White House for which I'm evidently eminently more qualified than the induhvidual presently holding it...except maybe that I'm not a pseudo-good-looking blonde with a connected sugar-daddy.  I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually missing Ari Fleischer.

WH Press Sec'y: 'I feel like I'm in school every day'

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 02/18/2008 - 19:14

Oh, Dana!

Not sure how I overlooked  this one, but here's another position in the White House for which I'm evidently eminently more qualified than the induhvidual presently holding it...except maybe that I'm not a pseudo-good-looking blonde with a connected sugar-daddy.  I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually missing Ari Fleischer.

WH Press Sec'y: 'I feel like I'm in school every day'

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 18:15

(un)raveling

You can't exactly pinpoint when things began to unravel. Your tax exempt status comes due for renewal...two months early. "Just a glitch," the woman who calls from IRS tells you, "nothing to worry about...but it would be a good idea make sure your books are in order." A visit from some Assistant to the Deputy of Something of Other from the Department of Homeland Security. He doesn't call...he just shows up on a Tuesday morning. You don't invite him in, but rather leave him on the porch.

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 18:15

(un)raveling

You can't exactly pinpoint when things began to unravel. Your tax exempt status comes due for renewal...two months early. "Just a glitch," the woman who calls from IRS tells you, "nothing to worry about...but it would be a good idea make sure your books are in order." A visit from some Assistant to the Deputy of Something of Other from the Department of Homeland Security. He doesn't call...he just shows up on a Tuesday morning. You don't invite him in, but rather leave him on the porch.

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 01/16/2008 - 15:20

This is happened Tuesday in the town where I work...

...and I couldn't be more proud.

Original Story

NEW: Robber shoots himself in genitals

A Kokomo man was taken to the hospital Tuesday morning after accidentally shooting himself in the genitals while in the process of robbing a Village Pantry.

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 01/16/2008 - 15:20

This is happened Tuesday in the town where I work...

...and I couldn't be more proud.

Original Story

NEW: Robber shoots himself in genitals

A Kokomo man was taken to the hospital Tuesday morning after accidentally shooting himself in the genitals while in the process of robbing a Village Pantry.

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 01/14/2008 - 16:44

How bored could I possibly be?

Email today I received today at my "junk" address with response below it:

Barclays bank London UK
From: The Desk of Mr. Michael Reynolds
Managing Director,

PAYMENT OF US$800,000.00 INTEREST INTO YOUR ACCOUNT

I am Michael Reynolds Managing Director, Corporate Services Division
 and Head of Swift Transfer Unit of 
Barclays bank London UK. Sometime ago, in our bank your inheritance

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