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Shared on Mon, 01/14/2008 - 16:44

How bored could I possibly be?

Email today I received today at my "junk" address with response below it:

Barclays bank London UK
From: The Desk of Mr. Michael Reynolds
Managing Director,

PAYMENT OF US$800,000.00 INTEREST INTO YOUR ACCOUNT

I am Michael Reynolds Managing Director, Corporate Services Division
 and Head of Swift Transfer Unit of 
Barclays bank London UK. Sometime ago, in our bank your inheritance

Kwazy

Shared on Tue, 01/08/2008 - 18:30

Midnight Chow Boy

Strolling through the supermarket, we arrive in the produce area.  Jets shoot cool mist onto the beets and turnips every five minutes.  They should hold an amateur wet t-shirt contest here on every other Wednesday.

I absentmindedly peel a leaf from a bunch of Boston lettuce.  It's slimy in my hand.  I gingerly place it on the crown my head.  I'm either an Ann Geddes model twenty years later or a vegan Jew...only my urologist knows for sure.

Kwazy

Shared on Tue, 01/08/2008 - 18:30

Midnight Chow Boy

Strolling through the supermarket, we arrive in the produce area.  Jets shoot cool mist onto the beets and turnips every five minutes.  They should hold an amateur wet t-shirt contest here on every other Wednesday.

I absentmindedly peel a leaf from a bunch of Boston lettuce.  It's slimy in my hand.  I gingerly place it on the crown my head.  I'm either an Ann Geddes model twenty years later or a vegan Jew...only my urologist knows for sure.

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 01/07/2008 - 18:57

Better than expected

I've never been the greatest at getting bills payed on time. My crowning moment of glory came in 1997 when I picked up my landline to hear no dial tone. Well, fuck you GTE, I've got a cell. Dialed a number on the cell and was immediately connected to Sprint's customer service. I just dropped the phone, shot my hands in the air, and danced around like Rocky after he climbed all those steps. That's right, two separate companies severing my communication abilities the very same day.

Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 01/07/2008 - 18:57

Better than expected

I've never been the greatest at getting bills payed on time. My crowning moment of glory came in 1997 when I picked up my landline to hear no dial tone. Well, fuck you GTE, I've got a cell. Dialed a number on the cell and was immediately connected to Sprint's customer service. I just dropped the phone, shot my hands in the air, and danced around like Rocky after he climbed all those steps. That's right, two separate companies severing my communication abilities the very same day.

Kwazy

Shared on Sun, 01/06/2008 - 16:57

Big truck, small brain

I can't take credit for this photo as a friend of mine shot it while visiting relatives in Iowa over Christmas. 



Note that it's an original, military-based Hummer....not the Silverado-based H2.  One would think it would be rather difficult to get it that stuck.

And once it was so thoroughly stuck, also note the genius thought he could pull it out by trying what appears to be nylon clothesline around the brush-guard.

Kwazy

Shared on Sun, 01/06/2008 - 16:57

Big truck, small brain

I can't take credit for this photo as a friend of mine shot it while visiting relatives in Iowa over Christmas. 



Note that it's an original, military-based Hummer....not the Silverado-based H2.  One would think it would be rather difficult to get it that stuck.

And once it was so thoroughly stuck, also note the genius thought he could pull it out by trying what appears to be nylon clothesline around the brush-guard.

Kwazy

Shared on Fri, 01/04/2008 - 17:00

Sinn Fein in the membrane

Sitting in my cube at work this morning with the Ivan the iPod on shuffle. It's a weird mix back and forth across a disjointed cornucopia of musical styles.  Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2 comes on. My numbed brain can conjure nothing more profound than..."cool." Next up is The Cranberries' Zombie. I'm silently headbanging in workplace hell for half the song before I make the connection.

Kwazy

Shared on Fri, 01/04/2008 - 17:00

Sinn Fein in the membrane

Sitting in my cube at work this morning with the Ivan the iPod on shuffle. It's a weird mix back and forth across a disjointed cornucopia of musical styles.  Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2 comes on. My numbed brain can conjure nothing more profound than..."cool." Next up is The Cranberries' Zombie. I'm silently headbanging in workplace hell for half the song before I make the connection.

Kwazy

Shared on Thu, 12/13/2007 - 13:39

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