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I found the picture on CNN.com, and I was going to write my own caption.  Then I realized I couldn't write anything funnier than what's come out of the President's own mouth.

Here's an excerpt from the Chicago Tribune article I posted a link to a few weeks ago:

Is the World Running Out of Crude?

Fox's Chris Wallace pisses off President Clinton. I'm guessing this is the last time he sits down with anyone from Fox News. It seems kind of slimy to tell him the interview's about the Clinton Global Initiative and then to start asking questions about Bin Laden. The interviewer said the questions were from viewer emails, but they screen those, right?

Oh man, it's almost time to start the weekend!  I'm not doing jack shit this weekend if I can help it, but I might have to placate Mrs. Biorod and do a bit of cleaning up.  Eh, everything's a trade off.  My son will get his first haircut on Sunday.  He's 13 months old and certainly needs one.  I offered to just give him a buzz myself and save us $20 or so, but I've been threatened by numerous people in my family.  Perhaps that's a battle I won't fight.

I watched Larry King Live last night.  He interviewed former President Clinton for an hour and asked him questions pertaining to current world events.  The questions seemed engineered to juxtapose what Clinton would do if he were president and what the current idiot is doing.  Seriously, can't we just appoint Clinton as President Emeritus or something?  It was sooooo refreshing to see a world leader that can think on his feet and respond intelligently to questions on pressing issues.  I'm neither a registered democrat nor a registered republican, so my

My first youtube.  I think it's worthy.  High school kids performing the Halo theme (followed by the Mario Bros theme).  Sickness!

Sometimes I think intelligent people read CNN.com, and other times I'm not so sure.  So I was reading an article about cities using bluegills (also sunfish or bream) as "canaries in a coal mine", they write, to detect if toxins are introduced into its water supply.  Then I come across this:

So we got our new Dell this week and it's awesome.  Although I was pissed off because I booted the thing up and all of these programs popped up with their set up windows.  Let's see, McAffee's security suite was in my face immediately followed by Dell's update program, then Norton's Ghost backup and restore crap, then Windows popped up a bunch of shit with the SP2 security features, then Microsoft Office had some sort of trial suite and wanted me to dig through my discs and paperwork to find a trial subscription number.  NetZero was in there somewhere as was AOL.  I mean, WTFingF!!???, all I w

So Team Spooooon finally won a match on the MLG 4v4 ladder after our third attempt when we faced the fiercely humorous motley crew known as Vexire Fortes.  In the first game, oddball on Lockout, Spooooon managed to get the ball to BR1 and set up at window and BR ramp where we controlled the ball for a few minutes.  Fortune continually smiled on us and we repeatedly found ourselves in favorable situations even after losing control.  VF doesn't know this, but Bioslayer used one of his many hacks (you know he has them, how can he no scope me across the map all the time?) that gave our team 10 sec