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Shared on Tue, 06/03/2008 - 14:31

Another check against small towns

So, there is this kinda hot chick at my gym that I've seen a few times. I've looked a little, so sue me. You would have too. I was talking with her a little bit last night while working out and found out some neat stuff.

Stuff like. She gets her clothes altered by my mother in law. She went to school with my wife's sister and one of my wife's sister in laws baby sits her kid. Damn this town is too small. Not that it matters and I would never do anything naughty, but talk about a cock block. Throw me a bone man.

Mandingo

Shared on Tue, 06/03/2008 - 14:31

Another check against small towns

So, there is this kinda hot chick at my gym that I've seen a few times. I've looked a little, so sue me. You would have too. I was talking with her a little bit last night while working out and found out some neat stuff.

Stuff like. She gets her clothes altered by my mother in law. She went to school with my wife's sister and one of my wife's sister in laws baby sits her kid. Damn this town is too small. Not that it matters and I would never do anything naughty, but talk about a cock block. Throw me a bone man.

Mandingo

Shared on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 15:53

I heart I4s

I have been infaturated by motorcycles as long as I can remember. Sportbikes specifically. I can remember asking my mom to pull over on the way to church so I could check out a Yamaha yzf and check the price. Doesn’t matter that I was like 12 and didn’t have a dime to my name. I always loved to be stuck behind them in traffic and stare at that sexy rounded back wheel and listen to the rumble. I don't care what the salesmen say about me when I leave, every now and again I need to go to the dealership and put my ass on some seats.

Mandingo

Shared on Thu, 05/29/2008 - 15:53

I heart I4s

I have been infaturated by motorcycles as long as I can remember. Sportbikes specifically. I can remember asking my mom to pull over on the way to church so I could check out a Yamaha yzf and check the price. Doesn’t matter that I was like 12 and didn’t have a dime to my name. I always loved to be stuck behind them in traffic and stare at that sexy rounded back wheel and listen to the rumble. I don't care what the salesmen say about me when I leave, every now and again I need to go to the dealership and put my ass on some seats.

Mandingo

Shared on Fri, 05/23/2008 - 08:55

Working on my pimp slap

My neighbors went away for a long weekend so after work the other night I headed to the movie store with the intention of renting an action movie to rock the house with. Out of habit I walked by the game rentals, not sure why I do this, I can't remember the last time I've rented a game. GTA IV was there this time though.

Mandingo

Shared on Fri, 05/23/2008 - 08:55

Working on my pimp slap

My neighbors went away for a long weekend so after work the other night I headed to the movie store with the intention of renting an action movie to rock the house with. Out of habit I walked by the game rentals, not sure why I do this, I can't remember the last time I've rented a game. GTA IV was there this time though.

Mandingo

Shared on Tue, 05/20/2008 - 10:38

Tuesday WOOT

Last week the wife wasn't feeling great.  Headaches and other such silliness.   Well, Friday I get home from work and we're talking and she's like "oh, you should probably know, I think I"m pregnant  because of XYZ...  so I stopped at the Dr. Office on the way home from work for a blood test."

Golly Jee honey, you sure know how to make my weekend.

Mandingo

Shared on Tue, 05/20/2008 - 10:38

Tuesday WOOT

Last week the wife wasn't feeling great.  Headaches and other such silliness.   Well, Friday I get home from work and we're talking and she's like "oh, you should probably know, I think I"m pregnant  because of XYZ...  so I stopped at the Dr. Office on the way home from work for a blood test."

Golly Jee honey, you sure know how to make my weekend.

Mandingo

Shared on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 09:45

Small Town Life

Happy Friday guys and girls. It's time for another installment of Small Town Life from the Police blotter. Let's dig right in and see what silliness we have today.

+ Citations were issued to Cynthia S. 46, for harassment and defiant trespass after she was allegedly peeking in the windows of the property on 95 clinton st.

+ A citation was issued to a 16 year old femal on May 8 for retail theft after she allegedly took a brownie valued at $.35 from Circle K

Mandingo

Shared on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 09:45

Small Town Life

Happy Friday guys and girls. It's time for another installment of Small Town Life from the Police blotter. Let's dig right in and see what silliness we have today.

+ Citations were issued to Cynthia S. 46, for harassment and defiant trespass after she was allegedly peeking in the windows of the property on 95 clinton st.

+ A citation was issued to a 16 year old femal on May 8 for retail theft after she allegedly took a brownie valued at $.35 from Circle K

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