cmoth's blog

As some may have already guessed, I am an obnoxious and arrogant bastard. I'd have to be. As a police officer I am expected to arrive at someone's home and in 15 minutes or less solve problems that they have been cultivating and perfecting for years. Are they perfect solutions? No. A perfect solution would not only mend the issue in total but also make everyone involved equally happy.

Not happening.

As some may have already guessed, I am an obnoxious and arrogant bastard. I'd have to be. As a police officer I am expected to arrive at someone's home and in 15 minutes or less solve problems that they have been cultivating and perfecting for years. Are they perfect solutions? No. A perfect solution would not only mend the issue in total but also make everyone involved equally happy.

Not happening.

I love Doritoes. They are God's great gift to the snack food kingdom. My son is a Cheeto guy. My wife, kind of a ranch flavored rippled Lay's gal. My daughter follows her old man's lead and goes for the orange triangular goodness. And why not, they're damn near perfect. A sweet balance of corn chip flavor topped off with a good sharp cheddar cheese powder substance. Who cares if it doesn't really taste like that, it still tastes awesome.

I love Doritoes. They are God's great gift to the snack food kingdom. My son is a Cheeto guy. My wife, kind of a ranch flavored rippled Lay's gal. My daughter follows her old man's lead and goes for the orange triangular goodness. And why not, they're damn near perfect. A sweet balance of corn chip flavor topped off with a good sharp cheddar cheese powder substance. Who cares if it doesn't really taste like that, it still tastes awesome.

First of all, I'm a conservative and normally vote for Republican candidates. This is not technically just another Bush bashing article. Plenty of dumbasses can parrot what the talking heads are pissed about without giving anything much real thought.

Secondly, I do have a legit reason for the rant. I voted for Bush, twice. So I have a responsibility to comment since this is partially my fault.

First of all, I'm a conservative and normally vote for Republican candidates. This is not technically just another Bush bashing article. Plenty of dumbasses can parrot what the talking heads are pissed about without giving anything much real thought.

Secondly, I do have a legit reason for the rant. I voted for Bush, twice. So I have a responsibility to comment since this is partially my fault.

I'm a Star Wars fan. Not a fan boy mind you, but I consider myself more than a casual observer.

I'm a Star Wars fan. Not a fan boy mind you, but I consider myself more than a casual observer.

That this is my first blog will come as no surprise rather quickly. I had not ever planned on doing a blog as I generally find them a waste of bandwidth for someone to go on about themselves. I figured that since the world has as many opinions as rectums why would I want to clutter it up with more ? But when I registered and saw the blog entry set-up I figured, "what the hell".

That this is my first blog will come as no surprise rather quickly. I had not ever planned on doing a blog as I generally find them a waste of bandwidth for someone to go on about themselves. I figured that since the world has as many opinions as rectums why would I want to clutter it up with more ? But when I registered and saw the blog entry set-up I figured, "what the hell".