H2Daddy's blog

The end of school is drawing near and it can't get here quick enough.  The softball team got beat last night so we are done with that.  I actually get to go home today like normal people.  I am watching another class for another teacher the rest of this week so we are taking it easy the rest of this week.  After this week is over there are only two more weeks.  Most of that is filled up with field trips and assemblies.  So basically, I am done teaching.  Just babysitting right now. 

Went golfing with a guy the other day that I had never played with before.  Nice guy.  First tee he comes up to the tee with a short iron in hand.  Says he hasn't played in a long time so he is scared to try his driver.  He tees the ball up and takes a swing at it.  He misses the ball completely and hits an ant hill.  He wipes it out.  Dead ants everywhere.  He goes to his bag and gets a longer iron.  He steps up to the ball and takes another rip at it.  Same thing.  He misses the ball completely and hits the ant hill again.  Again, dead ants everywhere.  Now the guy is pissed.  He returns to

Went golfing with a guy the other day that I had never played with before.  Nice guy.  First tee he comes up to the tee with a short iron in hand.  Says he hasn't played in a long time so he is scared to try his driver.  He tees the ball up and takes a swing at it.  He misses the ball completely and hits an ant hill.  He wipes it out.  Dead ants everywhere.  He goes to his bag and gets a longer iron.  He steps up to the ball and takes another rip at it.  Same thing.  He misses the ball completely and hits the ant hill again.  Again, dead ants everywhere.  Now the guy is pissed.  He returns to

I have been dieting now for about a month.  I am a big guy and I need to lose the weight.  The diet has been going great.  Not sure how much I have lost because I don't have scales so I am going on how my clothes fit.  I have gone down two belt holes.  Pants are baggy and shirts are starting to hang a little.  I can tell a little in my face also.  I just wish I could be instantly skinny.  I know, it has to be a life change.  That is why I never considered surgery.  I am not against it, I just don't think it if for me.  If I don't change the way I eat for life, nothing will work.  Been playing

I have been dieting now for about a month.  I am a big guy and I need to lose the weight.  The diet has been going great.  Not sure how much I have lost because I don't have scales so I am going on how my clothes fit.  I have gone down two belt holes.  Pants are baggy and shirts are starting to hang a little.  I can tell a little in my face also.  I just wish I could be instantly skinny.  I know, it has to be a life change.  That is why I never considered surgery.  I am not against it, I just don't think it if for me.  If I don't change the way I eat for life, nothing will work.  Been playing

Big news in my small town recently.  A baby was born a couple of weeks ago without eyelids.  After much deliberation, doctors decided to try making eyelids out of the baby's foreskin.  After a couple of weeks everything is looking good.  Baby seems to be doing fine and the doctors expect the child to have a normal life.  The only side effects that they think the child might have is that it will be a little cock eyed.

Big news in my small town recently.  A baby was born a couple of weeks ago without eyelids.  After much deliberation, doctors decided to try making eyelids out of the baby's foreskin.  After a couple of weeks everything is looking good.  Baby seems to be doing fine and the doctors expect the child to have a normal life.  The only side effects that they think the child might have is that it will be a little cock eyed.

    Tomorrow morning at 7:00, I am going to the dentist for a root canal.  I have been putting this off for over a year now.  I was suppose to go Tuesday morning but my dentist doesn't accept our new insurance so I canceled again.  It turns out that one of the girls that plays on the softball team I help coach has a mom that works in a dentists office.  I was talking to her and she said that they accepted my insurance and that she would get me in.  I didn't know it was going to be at 7:00 a.m.  but that is okay.  Now basically I am a big baby when it comes to dentists.  This is probably why I

    Tomorrow morning at 7:00, I am going to the dentist for a root canal.  I have been putting this off for over a year now.  I was suppose to go Tuesday morning but my dentist doesn't accept our new insurance so I canceled again.  It turns out that one of the girls that plays on the softball team I help coach has a mom that works in a dentists office.  I was talking to her and she said that they accepted my insurance and that she would get me in.  I didn't know it was going to be at 7:00 a.m.  but that is okay.  Now basically I am a big baby when it comes to dentists.  This is probably why I

     "Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Jeffey. "It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!" Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Jeffrey what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears.